Trump Will 'Definitely' Declare A National Emergency, 'Probably'


  • Published on: 2019-01-10
  • I'M YOUR HOST STEPHEN COLBERT. GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN. OR AT LEAST I THINK IT IS. DOWN TO SOUTHERN BORDER TO... I'M THINKING THERE." TALK." WALL. I HAVEN'T DONE IT YET. I MAY DO IT. I WOULD ALMOST SAY DEFINITELY. FOR SURE, THOUGH, PERHAPS-NOT. MAGIC EIGHT BALL. NO, IT SAYS TRY AGAIN LATER ." "HELLO, 911? MY HOUSE MIGHT BE ON FIRE. MAYBE, MAYBE NOT. WE'LL SEE. OH, GARLIC KNOTS." AN EMERGENCY WOULD BE LEGAL. EMERGENCY? >> HERE IS THE STORY. >> STEPHEN: YES! >> Stephen: YES! IT'S ANOTHER CARAVAN. IT'S A SEQUEL. THEY'RE FASTER AND MORE FURIOUS. GET READY FOR "2-CARA, 2-VAN." PELOSI AND CHUCK SCHUMER. HAVE NOTHING TO DISCUSS." THAT WAS A LIE. BORDERS, BYE-BYE." AND I LEFT. I DIDN'T SMASH THE TABLE. OF CANDY." PEACHY-DORY? THAT. MARBLES. SPOON. OFFICE. >> Stephen: YES. INSPIRING WORDS. PEACHY-DORY FROM F.D.R. GOT TO BE FASTER THAN THAT. BETTER WAY TO SECURE THE BORDER. TRUMP DISAGREES. DONALD TRUMP. DO THE EMAIL THING." SLIDE." STAND-OFF TO BEGIN WITH? OR DID HE? MEXICO WOULD WRITE A CHECK. WOW. SO MEXICO COULD MAKE A PAYMENT. SMACKED YOU IN THE AS. BUT WE KNOW YOU ENJOYED THAT. HE MAKES. THE DEMOCRATS. ESPECIALLY THE FRESHMEN. I ACTUALLY THINK THEY ARE CRAZY. THEY HAVE GONE CRAZY. DANCING SHOULD BE ILLEGAL! THEY'RE ALL CRAZY! THEY GO RIGHT THROUGH. ABLE TO MAKE THAT TURN. WE WOULD STOP THAT COLD. WE WOULD STOP IT COLD. RIGHT? THEY CAN'T FLY." THAT'S A NEW SOUND-BITE. CRISIS." SOUND-BITE TODAY. IT IS MANUFACTURED BY THEM. >> THEY SAY A WALL IS MEDIEVAL. WELL, SO IS A WHEEL. A WHEEL IS OLDER THAN A WALL. THAT'S TRUE. WERE INVENTED SO... WILBUR ROSS? TONIGHT! SENATOR KAMALA HARRIS IS HERE! WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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