Jimmy Kimmel Responds to Trump's Presidential Address


  • Published on: 2019-01-09
  • TONIGHT, AS YOU MAY KNOW, OUR PRESIDENT TONIGHT, DONALD JITTERBUG TRUMP ADDRESSED THE NATION FROM THE OVAL OFFICE. THIS WAS HIS FIRST OIVAL OFFICE ADDRESS. HE HAD BEEN USING IT FOR KARDASHIAN MEET AND GREETS. HE GOT VERY SERIOUS, ALL THE MAJOR NETWORKS COVERED IT LIVE FOR GOOD REASON. THEY INTERRUPTED PRIME TIME TELEVISION TO TELL US ABOUT A COMPLETELY MADE-UP THING. HIS SPEECH WAS WEABOUT TEN MINUT LONG, WHICH ACCORDING TO STORMY DANIELS WAS ABOUT EIGHT MINUTES LONGER. WHY IT NEEDS TO BE ON ALL THE CHANNELS AT ONCE, I DON'T NOW. BUT MUCH OF THE DEBATE IN THIS CASE CENTERED AROUND WHETHER OR NOT IT IS APPROPRIATE TO GIVE THE PRESIDENT A FORUM TO LIE TO US ON TELEVISION. FOR REAL. WHAT THEY DID, AND I THOUGHT THIS WAS INTERESTING. EACH NETWORK DECIDED THEY WOULD RUN THE SPEECH, BUT WITH A DISCLAIMER FIRST. >> THE FOLLOWING PRESIDENTIAL ARREST ADDRESS IS A WORK OF FICTION. ALL PERSONALITIES, EVENTS AND LOCATIONS AND FACTS WERE PULLED DIRECTLY FROM THE PRESIDENT'S ASS. >> HE DID NOT MAKE MENTION OF THE CARAVAN THAT WAS COMING TO GET US THREE MONTHS AGO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT, BUT I GUESS IT DISAPPEARED WHEN THE ELECTION WAS DONE, BUT HE DOES WANT US TO BELIEVE THERE'S A CRISIS AT THE BORDER BESIDES THE ONE HE CREATED. HE DESPERATELY WANTS US TO BE WORRIED ABOUT THE BORDER. HERE'S THE MISTAKE HE'S MAKING ON THIS. IF YOU'RE DONALD TRUMP, GOD FORBID, IF YOU'RE DONALD TRUMP AND YOU MAKE A CAMPAIGN PROMISE TO BUILD A WALL, AND THEN YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD TO FULFILL IT AND YOU GET PEOPLE PANICKED ENOUGH TO WASTE $5 MILLION ON IT. TELLING PEOPLE WE HAVE BAD HOMBRES SNEAKING ACROSS THE BORDER. IF YOU WANT A BORDER CRISIS, MAKE IT A SCARY BOARD CRISIS. DON'T SAY THEY'RE ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS, SAY IT'S AN ARMY OF CHUPACABRAS, THEY HAVE RED EYES, SHARP CLAWS. IF WE DON'T STOP THEM, THEY'RE GOING TO EAT OUR CHILDREN. THAT'S HOW YOU GET PEOPLE FIRED UP. YOU WANT A WALL, YOU WANT TO BUILD A WALL, THIS IS HOW YOU DO IT. >> OVER THE YEARS, THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS HAVE BEEN BRUTALLY KILLED. >> BY CHUPACABRA. >> Jimmy: IF I HEAR THAT, I'LL HELP BUILD THE WALL MYSELF. BUT I'M SORRY I INTERRUPTED, MR. PRESIDENT, GO ON. >> SOME HAVE SUGGESTED A BARRIER IS IMMORAL. THEN WHY DO WEALTHY POLITICIANS BUILD WALLS, FENCES AND GET AS AROUND THEIR HOMES? THEY DON'T BUILD WALLS BECAUSE THEY HATE THE PEOPLE ON THE OUTSIDE, BUT BECAUSE THEY LOVE THE PEOPLE ON THE INSIDE. >> Jimmy: OH, I SEE. IT'S THE SAME REASON WE BEAT A PINATA WITH A STICK. IT'S NOT BECAUSE WE HATE WHAT'S ON THE OUTSIDE. WE WANT CANDY. HE ALMOST SEEMED SEDATED, LIKE SOMEBODY SLIPPED A XANAX IN HIS McFLURRY. HE DID HIS LEAST FAVORITE THING, WHICH IS READING. ILLEGAL BORDER CROSSINGS ARE AT THEIR LOWEST LEVEL IN MANY YEARS, BUT THERE ARE STILL PEOPLE SNEAKING ACROSS OUR BORDER, AND THIS IS HOW THEY DO IT. YOU SEE HERE THIS VIDEO. YOU DON'T GO OVER THE BARRIER. YOU GO UNDER IT. YOU TUNNEL UNDER THE BORDER, AND THAT, YOU CAN SEE THE PILATES HAS REALLY PAID OFF. WHY THEY'RE -- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT MUCH CRACK ON THE SUBWAY SINCE 1985. THANK YOU. AFTER THE PRESIDENT'S SPEECH, CHUCK SCHUMER AND NANCY PELOSI GAVE THE REBUTTAL FOR THE DEMOCRATS, AND THESE TWO, I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY YEARS RYAN AND KELLY HAVE ON THEIR CONTRACT, BUT IF NANCY AND CHUCK EVER DECIDE TO TEAM UP AND DO A SHOW, SOMEBODY NEEDS TO GET GILLMAN ON THE PHONE BECAUSE THEY ARE TERRIFIC. >> I APPRECIATE THE OPPORTUNITY TO SPEAK DIRECT LIBLY TO THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TONIGHT ABOUT HOW WE CAN END THIS SHUTDOWN.
  • Runtime: 04:54
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COMMENTS: 20

  • Dan G

    Jimmy! If you don't like our president move to Canada or Iraq. Maybe Mexico? And take Rosie O'Donnell with you✌

  • Thomas Paine

    Jimmy Kimmel is a joke, DNC mouthpiece. He's not even a real comedian, just a leftist lunatic.

  • Luke O

    It was at this point we all new... ...Jimmy Kimmel has stoped being funny.

  • kevlarunderwear22

    the more hatred that spews out of jimmy boy, the lower his ratings go. I love it.

  • Isaac Lewan

    I dont normally thumbs down a video but this beyond comedy... hes just whining about trump. Grow up Jimmy Kimmel!

  • Cap Quadrat

    This show is by far not the best to watch but I think that Kimmel is the greatest guy on TV. He is fantastic.

  • johnny rotten

    If Kimmel's son had Obama Care The beautiful young man wouldn't be with us today~

  • strafe777

    Kimmel keeps hounding Trump as being a racist but people seem to forget his impersonation of Karl Malone.

  • Elizabeth Roberts

    Why doesn’t he builds his “dream wall” with kartrashoesians ass?!.Theirs asses are big enough to block the whole Mexico!

  • Diss Gummy

    People have to understand it’s not just about the Mexicans crossing it’s actually more about stopping drug cartels

  • LW 300

    The things we do living temporary on this 🌎

  • Mr. Sir

    03:03 Don't worry Prisoners.. you're within walls because we LOVE YOU!❤ "They don't build walls because they hate people on the outside but because they love the people on the inside.."

  • Irish Knight 1942

    The vast majority of shootings and crimes are done by American born citizens. Drugs are coming across the border at airports and border crossings and tunnels. The wall will stop nobody.

  • Chris Paez

    Nancy should give Trump an ultimatum. Trump gets the Wall, if he resigns.

  • T1ger8oi

    Libtards are so easily amused. Funny how a comedian making fun of someone yet manages to lose the roast battle. And Trump didn’t even need his turn.

  • Thao Le Thach

    I don't know who is better to run a country, a president or Jimmy Kimmel -- a comedian or should I say a clown. Only at USA I can see clowns making fun of the head of the nation.

  • Christopher Ybos

    Ya just let some drug lords come on over and cause more drugs and deaths in the U.S. idiot