When Couples Therapy Gets REAL (ft. John Cena)
- Published on: 2018-12-19
- hello everyone welcome to group couples therapy this is a safe place were you and your partner can share any issues you might be happy now who wants to go first hey Dan we're because we'd be married for five years and things just aren't the same anymore hi Becky I'm here because my husband likes to speak on my behalf Charlie I'm here with my girlfriend and I just feel like she's too busy for me sorry just wrapping up an email uh hi I'm John and I'm here because in public Lily and I act like everything's perfect and then in private we we hate each other yeah no totally and sometimes that night when he's falling asleep I just look at him like oh you just put a pillow over his face and then just press down really really hard until he suffocates and dies because he's literally the most annoying person I've ever met right all couples have issues I mention he's just like so big he doesn't weird stuff when he says he can't just like sit he's always doing something if you're not moving you're dying let's discuss some different examples of conflict well this one time I came on weight from a night out with my guy friends and Becky we sleep on the sofa bro I totally relate one time I didn't text Lily right back and she leaked my nudes oh my god okay stop being so dramatic they took the Billboard down in like three days my buttholes out I forgot our anniversary and Kelly didn't speak to me for like a week yeah no I totally get it I forgot our three-month anniversary and John didn't want to talk to me so he changed his number in my phone to my mom's I was sexting her for a week okay why didn't she tell you to stop she just likes hearing from me right some examples are more intense than others after our second date John got a tattoo for me Oh it says the wrong name though John tell them I oh I thought she was Priyanka for the first two dates yeah oh my gosh yeah I thought he was donald glover all right guys let's reel it back yet I thought she was don't it's lunch what are you even doing now the good thing is when we express our feelings we build trust now let's try that Dan I don't like it when you interrupt me okay see this is good this is constructive because we have communication it's clear how she feels Masako I don't like when you put your work before me John I didn't like when you put the mousetrap in my makeup bag Lily I didn't like when you made out with me last week with the peanut butter cup in your mouth you know I'm allergic to peanuts I'd only watch one episode without you okay I have an EpiPen handy you stabbed me Sharpie it was dark how many times I'm happy to complain about this baby cuz the communication is really the foundation of any strong relationship she can't even communicate in person no she's literally texting me right now oh my god no I'm not no I'm doing something else stop okay now let's let's rein it back let's stop reading this you're embarrassing me I hate you I hate your whole face frown emoji angry emoji poop emoji frown emoji head exploding emoji okay emoji finger emoji it's a brown apartment what what my post mates well this one time to get back at Becky I pretended to be sick so I wouldn't have to go to her sister's birthday same page bro she kept texting her ex so to piss her off I hooked up with him I wouldn't say that's necessarily productive who's muscular you know I know deep deep way about him I'll never forget this five nights fine once I burned her salmon on purpose I know she it's that same this one time I threw a whole bunch of gas bombs into his house and then I blocked him on Twitter no ID I blocked the exits sometimes we can do things to our partners that we don't realize are hurtful oh I hear you loud and clear one time during sexual intercourse Lily referred to my penis as Twilight Sparkle okay to be sure we just finished watching My Little Ponies though that's fair I'm a brony his boobs are bigger than mine and now but I'll admit I shouldn't have lit your favorite pants on fire while you were wearing them I mean we've all been there right I mean who hasn't gotten their girlfriends car towed because she took too long getting ready my right and vows they're more like suggestions I'd be concerned if I wasn't put in there to shampoo ball that's why I'm wearing a hat good news is that it doesn't seem like you can get any worse for you too how long have you been married we're not married I know we're cousins hope you enjoyed this video with Garcia make sure you check them out and Bumblebee it's out this weekend all the information is in the description last collaboration over there behind the scenes that make sure you subscribe because I got more collaborations coming one love superwoman that is a wrap and Zoop it's Maya
- Runtime: 05:34
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