The Shutdown Is Bad For Anyone Who Eats Food


  • Published on: 2019-01-11
  • WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW." I'M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HAPPY FRIDAY. QUITTING OVER THE SHUTDOWN. IMMEDIATELY." (AS TRUMP): "WAIT. I'D LIKE TO REOPEN NEGOTIATIONS. MY FIRST OFFER: EAT MY BUTT." THAT'S JUST AN OPENING. INSPECTIONS." ADVERTISING. THEY'RE DEAD. OR HOW ABOUT "MAYBE POTATO." WATER BILL DURING THE SHUTDOWN. (AS TRUMP): "NO WATER? WITH. ALLEGEDLY. SERVICE. AREN'T BEING MAINTAINED. WEATHER-WOMAN TAMMY FLOWERS. IT'S WINTER. LET'S START THERE. COLD TIME OF YEAR. UM, RAINY. YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S GO TO THE MAP. WILL GO AWAY -- AS WILL WE ALL. AS WILL WE ALL. SOBBING IN MY SHOWER. BACK TO YOU! SHE'S GOOD. >> Jon: YEAH. MANAFORT. CASE." THANK YOU. ENTIRETY OF "INHERIT THE WIND." THERE FOR A MINUTE. PAYMENT OF $2.4 MILLION." YOUNG PEOPLE, TAKE NOTE. FROM "ART HISTORY" TO "TREASON." TRUMP UNIVERSITY.
  • Runtime: 06:04
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