A Rant on Women's Pockets (THEY SUCK!)

  • Published on: 2018-11-08
  • this video ain't a joke I'm pissed whatever when it's a girl superwoman and if you believe that men and women have equality then you've never met a woman's pant pocket because some mother effer a long time ago well I don't know turning butter was just like you know what I don't think women need to carry things and now I'm standing here in 2018 that's nothing if I got to carry a phone keys chapstick hair tie and hundreds of years of oppression I'm the list of things that annoy the crap out of me women's pockets are at the top they're so small they're so useless they make no sense not to mention things that are designed for women don't even fit into women's pockets and don't even get me started on the fake pockets you know what I'm talking about the pockets that look real but they're actually non-functional how can you not believe in Satan after you've experienced God show us the way I'm laughing no real talk though I just don't understand who decided that men deserve pocket space but women do not dammit let me tell you we're gonna put yourself in my pocket whatever I need gum yeah where'd you just get this oh my pocket whatever unequal get the tickets oh no need to worry you got them in my pockets okay hey Joey for the road oh yes please thank you so much wait what did you just put that oh in my back pocket you know we're getting late we should leave what time is it let me check my pocket watch your car's your money and your girl's rap about your pockets that's the real privilege on just bought a pair of Levi's I'm about to rock a got two in the front and got two back pockets whatever you got a hole baby girl I've got it got more space than Elon Musk rocket ladies love it don't got one condom I got 60 in my pocket lots of lovers more real estate than the property brothers number one on iTunes this track of the year but I think that women have purses rep or not ask that I hate carrying a purse okay I lost my bed sheets the other day not like my bed sheets I lost them I don't know where they are you want me to keep track of a purse not not to mention that carrying a purse is like over packing for a trip every single day that'll be $4.99 Oh fiddlesticks I forgot my wallet here are five Oh Mike I've been looking everywhere for these and these there you are Oh God Oh got it got it got it oh Jenny nope nope it's been 84 years I've never once been in a scenario where someone has pulled of the thing they were looking for out of their first scientist why are you so confused about the Bermuda Triangle it's in every woman's purse every woman's purse everyone in every woman's position I have to know that bourbon bar okay every once in a while a woman's back pocket will be I and by I I mean I think will fit in it but it's tight it's uncomfortable and I can't live my life properly sorry that's the trade-off medal give you want pockets the consequence is gonna be that you get a car key in your pee hole every once in a while boohoo not to mention that when I put my iphone in my back pocket this happens 100% of the time god bless fanny packs I swear to god a fanny pack to go out of fashion fashion is canceled oh my women please share this video so people can know that we deserve pockets if you like to give it a big thumbs up my last video which is equal Islam is right over the check I had nothing to do right maybe second vlog channel there make sure you subscribe I make new videos every Monday and Thursday that's two videos a week go ahead and do it one love superwoman that is a wrap and Zoop
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