When Brown People Throw Surprise Parties


  • Published on: 2018-10-11
  • I recently had a birthday party that my parents planned for me but this video is not about them cool do we get it it was totally about them what I wanted to girl superwoman and don't let the title fool you okay it doesn't matter if you're brown or not I guarantee you'll be able to relate to this video because it's less about brown thinking more of a universal parents thing right I feel like some things regardless of what color your skin is what religion you are and how old you are some things all parents do for example for sure no matter what your parents are parents I'm sure at least once your parents have asked you each mail boo boo the Facebook maybe in a different accent and I'm pretty sure when you talk your parents how to use Facebook they kept asking one if let go to boo click and it doesn't matter what you said they would keep double-clicking everything you see I know your parents it's a fianc the first thing parents do when planning a surprise party is unnecessarily go out of their way to lie about something and explain things that's to be honest you probably wouldn't even question in the first place Lilly I need you to be home on 28th cool because a painter is coming okay the paintings sealing in a kitchen why oh my god so many questions how are we painting ceiling because looks so much apparent uh chipping because of very fat raccoons on roof ruining everything well you've seen them Oh John seemed perfectly pound big raccoon on roof other day when I was coming inside bringing in a grocery that Dave milk was on sale I remember this day because I wake up and oh my head hurt thing because I sleep on pillow like this I need to get medicine from grocery store that's why I'm telling you okay anyways be home on 28th okay maybe dress nice whatever I don't get it here's the thing right I truly believe in my heart in my dinner that my parents think they're being slick like I can see it in my mom's face I remember when we were planning my dad's surprise party my mom had this smirk the whole time like I am a soul smart the plan was really simple I'm gonna fly from LA back to Toronto surprise my dad for his birthday that plan my mom though okay Lily this much you're going to be okay I'm going to text you great then you go to the ball and I'm gonna say only what you're doing and you want to say all not a traveling anywhere because I have lots and lots of meetings Shh stop stop okay this plants more complicated the Game of Thrones one time I fainted besides my dad while holding his hand and he didn't notice I really think he's not gonna figure this up Oh Vince knows my surprise parties right there's one thing that is critical first surprise cards work what is that punctuality here's the problem though brown people are goddamn late all the time no matter what all brown people always think right now September 11th I was gonna get my period September 5th okay and your Dino my lonely self ain't pregnant so later without fail at every single surprise party this has happened okay everybody ready parties begin living here two minute together forgive when she walked it was a surprise surprise one of our best not lady or you hello please come in really come into Snapple hello everybody okay hurry quicker little bit quick okay hello thank you okay Oh God and this is surprise for Lily she should be fired every birthday oh my god a surprise we need to use washroom Lindy coming right now surprise later so I can use awesome everybody okay I'm going to use awesome if you're gonna be late just be really late brown people can lean in to their strengths also don't have kids I said this kid I'm laughing because it's so true like I feel like I'm not even making a video this is a retelling of my life to be honest but it doesn't even matter what happened the surprise party because before the surprise party for sure this is gonna happen because for some reason the pressure of a surprise stress is my family out so much so how long did the painter say it would take okay fine between your surprise party okay what well why did you tell me just act surprised okay all your friends inside cool [Music] ventalili getting here really really even in this situation you had to have control it I just can't even tell you how many times this happens even Christmas morning okay I'll pick up my gift it's still wrapped I'll pick it up and my mom would be like oh yeah you know something small just got your super jump over the teddy bear on it why didn't you wrap thing why why waste the wrapping paper if you're just gonna tell me when I put my pinky on the gift I haven't already here my mom said you know when I was worried I never bloody got surprised okay you don't get one either and then to make things even worse once I'm in the party I can't even enjoy the benefits of it being my birthday because of this happy birthday Lily this is for you think no no I said no gifts what do you mean it's her birthday no that's okay no need she is like my daughter too no no really we are fine no don't be silly no you silly take it no no we had got V go she got me caviar good thank you no please no no no no no reason no please please please take it please no no no take it thank you no that's okay take it and I'm just standing there like yes who I would like to give and we all know what the gifts are okay from my aunties and uncles every single year I get the same thing it's either fifty one dollars or a hundred and one dollars get one dollar for good luck that could be mine I got bills to pay I just don't understand why Indian people think it's rude to accept birthday gifts on your birthday like bah what did you think was going to happen at this surprise birthday party and without fail get every single round part doesn't matter if it's a birthday anniversary the thought um it doesn't matter okay because without fail this is going to happen after yesterday was a nice party huh yeah very nice but you know oh yeah deep we don't even say how to me she never seen her to me even last party nothing you see how much I hurt people you can heap under one so below for same suit as Petey's wedding well we not good enough to see new suit huh her doctor she tells you should drinking water I know what about a cup you see Roger came late and without his wife why are you guys here I don't care I don't I don't even notice these things or doesn't matter to me so what but if we get a look pregnant again straight up my mom and dad could run circles around TMZ just like oh do you think of this is gossip no no okay I assure you gossip you know what gossip you see the way Bobby looking at Sonya you look at her the way I look at some more sauce what up t-shirt reference how you see that it says it right there and it's a done T it the references to is okay hold on look right there see he looks at me the way I look at somebody see that I did it I did it everyone I did gotta the ad card wait did I say it what up t-shirt reference gotta the anger yo if 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