My Friends Try To Get Me Laid

  • Published on: 2018-11-05
  • based on a true story pretty obvious like I think that's pretty clear I'm not saying that's good or bad it is what it is just like when will my reflection show already does I'm tired in our clock and so the honesty doesn't bother me but for some reason it really bothers my friends maybe I can open up to me all the time and saying things like don't you want to be happy don't you lonely you should get help more and I understand they're like realtalk all I need to not be lonely as two double-a batteries for my remote what were you thinking dart be the point is my friends try to force me to go on dates all the time hey what are you doing saying Netflix Lily it's Friday okay go outside doesn't my coach whatever hey can I bury phone number yours oh my god worry if it's an emergency oh Jesus huh oh don't go through my pictures have already seen pictures of your dog calm down what are you doing nothing you're clearly doing something I mean nothing how much doing nothing he go girl seriously also grinders and appreduce yeah you like dressing up don't you what are you talking about [Music] Oh true story I have never once in my life used a dating app I don't know what it is I just feel like if I use a dating app I'm going to get murdered and I know what you're thinking there's a lot of people that tell these lovely that me stories that oh my god me and my husband we met on tinder and it was no I don't care according to me there's two types of people those who go who's dating apps and those who get murdered I forget the apps my friends just in general cannot let me enter any social establishment without trying to get me the beef Doritos what were you thinking dark deep we're gonna find you a man tonight no I already told you I don't need a man girl don't play yourself what you're gonna find yourself a man tonight or freeze your eggs tomorrow science is not on your side girl oh I just want to chill we don't do things stupid please oh hey how are you this is my friend and honestly it's like weird she's so flexible you know what I love about her she doesn't play any games you know there's no drama no seriously like her left leg was over here and her right leg was like all the way over here yeah and she was eating a popsicle the whole time she pays her own bills he's got our own bag has her own car she drives a Tesla she doesn't drive her car her car drives her I swear to God my friends turned into professional liars when they try to brag about me just like this plain okay we both know that I pulled a hamstring trying to set this tripod wouldn't go with flexible but you already know how it goes okay eventually I'm mature enough Beyonce and have enough alcohol in my system to put my guard down and cave in to the peer pressure but the good news is my friends are there to support me by any means necessary I feel it I'm good yeah I'm good yes justice okay just go over there and answer them we'll go over there - I can't you I slept on my side for nobody like it's like hurting stop it stretch it out no it's not bears it's a weird place to stretch what if he doesn't like the video okay I can't do this okay I swear to God if you don't just go over there and hook up with him I'm gonna try to go fund me for your vagina it's gonna be spread vagina look I'm warmed up I'm ready to go I'm trying to make my girls proud like you I know I'm representing y'all right here I'm gonna do it for you my squad they got my back miss my slam dunk this my team is part of the play [Music] [Music] [Applause] [Music] hey not only did I pop my booty no no no no all of my girls pop their booties vicariously through my booty pop okay guys we're a group of girls nothing just happens to one person okay everything happens to everyone just ask for menstruation here's the thing right that was just one night because the next morning I'm gonna go back to my old ways when there's no alcohol in my system and I can turn Beyonce within 2 kilometer I'll be like okay I'm giving a funny thing I'm checking my email again I'm making to do this again but my girls oh they don't wild oh all over again no I haven't off my period yet I think I just got mine no stay away from me no is that your do from the club you gotta think so come on let's go wait how what do you have a car I know my friends have good intentions but hear me when I say I do not need to be in a relationship I ain't lonely you in fact you know what I could use instead of a relationship one-night stand that way I'd have something to put my remote on wait what are you thinking you doing this video if you couldn't relate because you're the friends or you're me give this video a thumbs up share with all your girls this video was so fun for me to make is a based on true story through and through last we do their second vlog channel their one love superwoman that is a wrap and some
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